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The fund managers for Ivy League endowments somehow managed to flop in this market

The reduced volatility of private equity comes with a cost.

Jack Raines

Over the weekend, the Financial Times published an interesting piece on Ivy League endowment returns so far this year. Per the FT, through the 12-month period ending June 2024, six of the eight Ivies underperformed the higher-education average. And, in 2023, all of the Ivies returned below the higher-education average of 6.8%. For context, the S&P 500 was up 24% in 2023.

One reason for the Ivy woes? An overallocation to private equity. From the Financial Times: 

Top endowments have long used aggressive exposure to private investments in pursuit of excess returns they believe are out of reach through public markets. Now, as those investments have yet to pay off, some large endowments like Princeton have issued bonds to meet funding needs, according to the New Jersey Educational Facilities Authority…

Most Ivy League endowments had earmarked more than 30%, and in the case of Yale and Princeton at least 40%, of their assets to PE and VC by the first half of the year, according to Old Well Labs, a financial data provider.

One reason that Ivy League schools have increasingly turned to private equity is that it offers lower volatility than public markets. Minimizing volatility is important for these endowments because they are responsible for funding a portion of their schools’ operating budgets each year. For example, in fiscal year 2024, Harvard’s endowment distributed $2.4 billion to cover 37% of the school’s operating budget. While the Ivies have underperformed over the last couple of years, that reduced volatility paid off in one year. In 2022, the S&P 500 was down 18.1%, but Harvard’s endowment only fell by 1.8%, and Yale’s endowment actually increased by 0.8%. When you have to make multibillion-dollar distributions each year, minimizing risk is far more important than maximizing returns, and private equity offers lower volatility.

However, the reduced volatility of private equity comes at a cost: illiquidity. There was an interesting phenomenon in 2022, where public markets sold off sharply but private-market valuations were less affected. While some private companies may have been more resilient, firms also sold far less of their portfolio companies in 2022 than the year before: exit volume was down 57% year over year through Q3 2022.

If a bucket of publicly traded fintech SaaS companies fell by 50%, you would think that, by correlation, the value of similar-sized privately held fintech SaaS companies would decline by 50%, too. But if the PE firms that own these similarly-sized fintech SaaS companies can say, “Our valuations have only declined by 15%,” and continue to hold those portfolio companies, then boom, outperformance. Of course, there probably aren’t any willing buyers at this valuation (hence the 57% decline in exit volume), but, at least on their own books, private-equity portfolios looked resilient.

However, because endowments have to distribute cash to help fund their universities’ budgets, valuations and “returns” don’t mean much if they don’t eventually yield exits that return cash, and distributions have been slow over the last three years. The result: Ivy League schools have had to issue nearly $3 billion in municipal debt so far through October 2024, up 650% from the year before, to help meet these cash needs.

Paper returns look good, but at the end of the day, an investment is only worth what someone else will pay for it. If you say your company is worth $1 billion, but no one else is willing to pay more than $700 million to acquire it, is it really worth $1 billion? Probably not, as endowments have figured out.

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SoftBank’s OpenAI investment gains drive fourth consecutive profitable quarter

SoftBank is up 4% in premarket trading on Thursday as the Japanese conglomerate announced a net profit of ¥248.6 billion ($1.6 billion) in its fiscal third quarter, buoyed by a $4.2 billion valuation gain in its OpenAI investment.

SoftBank marked its fourth consecutive quarter of profits, swinging from a ¥369 billion ($2.4 billion) loss in the same quarter the year before.

The Masayoshi Son-led firm has invested a total of $34.6 billion in OpenAI so far, amounting to an ~11% stake in the startup, per its earnings presentation. The company is also reportedly looking to invest as much as $30 billion more in the ChatGPT-maker in a funding round that would value it at up to $830 billion.

SoftBank is accumulating more dry powder to fund its investments in OpenAI and other AI-adjacent ventures. Management shared on Thursday that they sold $12.7 billion worth of T-Mobile shares between June and December 2025, offloading an additional $2.3 billion in January of this year. In addition, they borrowed another $400 billion via a margin loan that uses SoftBank Corp. shares in December.

Since SoftBank started investing in OpenAI through the end of 2025, the company has enjoyed a $19.8 billion investment gain in total. The OpenAI investment, alongside other investments in its second tech-heavy Vision Fund, drove a $6.5 billion increase in fair value for the quarter — helping to outweigh a $4.1 billion loss in its first Vision Fund, “primarily due to share price declines of Coupang and DiDi.”

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BTIG analyst Jesse Sobelson estimates that the ChatGPT maker now represents 30% of SoftBank’s net asset value. The company’s stock has also almost doubled in the past year as retail investors piled into SoftBank to get pseudo-exposure to the now-private OpenAI.

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AST SpaceMobile slides on $1B convertible note offering, debt repurchase, and stock sale

AST SpaceMobile has slumped 8% in pre-market trading after the company unveiled a trio of financing moves aimed at raising fresh capital to expand its satellite network while paying down existing, costlier loans.

After Wednesday’s close, the satellite network company said it intends to raise $1 billion through a private offering of convertible senior notes due 2036 to qualified institutional buyers. Initial purchasers may also buy up to $150 million in additional notes by February 20, 2026. The proceeds will be used for general corporate purposes, including accelerating AST’s global satellite deployment, investing in US government space opportunities, and reducing higher-interest debt, per the release.

In a separate press release, AST also said it intends to repurchase up to $300 million of its existing convertible senior notes due 2032, including $50 million of its 4.25% notes and $250 million of its 2.375% notes. The buybacks will be funded through concurrent issuances of class A common stock.

All transactions were “subject to market conditions and other factors,” the company added.

Earlier on Wednesday, AST shares had briefly climbed after the company announced it had successfully completed the “unfolding of its next-generation BlueBird 6 satellite.” However, the multi-layered financing plan announced later in the day appears to have spooked investors, pushing the stock lower in after-hours trading and into today.

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Cisco beats expectations for Q2 sales and EPS; Q3 margin forecast is light

Cisco is dropping in Thursday’s premarket, down 8% at 4:45 a.m. ET, after a middling Q3 margin forecast offset sales and earnings beats in its second-quarter results yesterday.

For the fiscal second quarter of 2026, the computer networking equipment giant reported:

  • Non-GAAP earnings per share of $1.04 vs. the $1.02 expected by Wall Street analysts, according to FactSet.

  • Sales of $15.35 billion vs. the $15.11 billion consensus expectation.

  • AI infrastructure orders from hyperscalers of $2.1 billion vs. $1.3 billion in the previous quarter.

  • Revenue guidance for fiscal Q3 of between $15.4 billion and $15.6 billion vs. $15.19 billion consensus estimate. 

  • Adjusted gross margin guidance for fiscal Q3 of 65.5% to 66.5%, compared with analysts’ forecasts for 68.2%.

  • Fiscal year 2026 sales guidance of $61.2 billion to $61.7 billion vs. previous guidance of between $60.2 billion and $61.0 billion.

Along with other companies like Lumentum, Corning, and new S&P 500 member Ciena, which provide things like the wiring and networking equipment needed to connect server racks, Cisco shares had been enjoing a strong start to 2026 as the AI data center boom continues to roll.

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McDonald’s Q4 earnings, sales beat Wall Street estimates

McDonald’s reported Q4 results on Wednesday that beat Wall Street’s expectations, which the company attributes to its value leadership.

For the last three months of 2025, the fast-food giant reported:

  • Adjusted earnings per share of $3.12, compared to the $3.05 analysts polled by FactSet were expecting.

  • Revenue of $7 billion, higher than the $6.8 billion analysts were penciling in.

  • Global comparable-store sales growth of 5.7%, compared to the 3.9% growth analysts were expecting. In the US, comparable sales grew 6.8% versus the 5.4% that was expected. The company said this was driven by positive check and guest count growth primarily from successful marketing promotions.

McDonalds has emphasized discounts and promotions, such as its $5 meal deals. “McDonalds value leadership is working,” CEO Chris Kempczinski said in a statement.

Shares were little changed in after-hours trading.

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