Hey Snackers,
"Corona Hard Seltzer, Coming Ashore Soon" β the poorly-timed ad Corona released last week for its trend-chasing spinoff. Marketing probably could've gone with a different slogan. Twitter was appalled.
Markets suffered their worst week since the 2008 financial crisis β all 3 major indexes fell over 10%. More below.
Taking Wall Street's temperature... The S&P 500 boils down the stock prices of the 500 "most valuable" publicly traded companies on American exchanges into a single number. That number helps us quickly answer the question: βHow is the US stock market doing?β Here's how the S&P 500's "temperature" changed from February 19th to February 28th (last Friday):
This isn't the same as '08... Back then, a financial crisis was caused by deep internal problems with our economy (a housing market bubble and massive debt). The threat this time is external: COVID-19 (aka coronavirus) had already shut down big chunks of the Chinese economy β but last week, the economic disruption spread to Italy, South Korea, and Iran.
Uncertainty is the market's illness... This public health outbreak could be a major hit to the economy, or it could be a blip on the freakout radar. Instead of gambling on those two outcomes, many investors have sold out of risky assets (stocks). The 10-Yr Treasury yield fell to a record low rate, meaning investors are piling into relatively safer government bonds because of uncertainty.
FOMO never felt so good... While coronavirus fears spread and WFH becomes the norm for many, stay-at-home stocks are cruising care-free. As stock prices were downgraded en masse last week, "no-contact" stocks actually rose: Peloton (up 9%) β work out without visiting a germy gym. Zoom (up 8%) β video conference your biz meetings instead of in-person. Netflix (up 3%) β entertain yourself without leaving the house.
What retail-apocalypse?... TJX, the discount retail giant behind TJ Maxx, Marshalls, and Homegoods, reported a 6% quarterly sales surge (and a fashionable $985M in profit). Meanwhile, JCPenney hasn't posted growth since 2017, and Macy's sales fell 0.5% last quarter. While brick-and-mortar stores shutter, TJX's trio of treat-yo-self-without-going-broke stores are embracing the "affordable splurge" that low- and middle-income Americans are craving.
Losing "share of throat"... AB InBev β Earth's largest brewer. Its profits plummeted 75% last quarter. And its top labels are losing ground in its largest market (the US) as Americans snub Bud Lights for White Claws. Seltzers now make up 2.6% of all US alcohol sales β more than 3X growth since a year ago. Bud has intro'd 3 seltzers but is still lagging. The biggest disruptors β Boston Beer's Truly and Mark Anthony Brands' White Claw β are now too big to acquire.
Mosh pit cancelled indefinitely... Shares of Eventbrite dropped to an all-time low despite expectations-beating revenues β that's because it's seeing "early evidence" of virus-related event cancellations. Blame this statement: "We expect the outbreak will impact live events and attendance in the near-term.β Making shareholders even sicker β event rival Live Nation enjoyed a 10% jump last week, somehow immune so far to coronavirus concerns.
Disclosure: Authors of this Snacks own call options of Peloton
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