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Software stocks crater as independent research piece details potential AI dystopian scenario

The lowlights in this dystopian not-too-distant future: unemployment high despite elevated nominal growth and productivity, and the stock market tumbling as credit stress from companies laid low by AI metastasizes.

Luke Kawa

Software stocks are getting shellacked as a post published by Citrini Research and Lotus Technology Management managing partner Alap Shah has sharpened attention on the magnitude and breadth of losers from the AI boom.

The piece, titled “The 2028 Global Intelligence Crisis,” is a hypothetical scenario analysis exploring the left-tail risks in two years’ time in a world where there’s an aggressive AI build-out and adoption of AI agents.

“What follows is a scenario, not a prediction,” the authors wrote. “Hopefully, reading this leaves you more prepared for potential left tail risks as AI makes the economy increasingly weird.”

The original tweet with a link to the piece from Citrini Research, which was founded by James van Geelen, has received 4.5 million views, been retweeted 2,100 times, and bookmarked 12,000 times, per X. Van Geelen’s profile is also among the top two most viewed on the Bloomberg Terminal over the past hour, as of 11 a.m. ET, recently surpassing baseball legend Yogi Berra (?!?).

“What if our AI bullishness continues to be right... and what if that’s actually bearish?” they wrote.

The lowlights in this dystopian not-too-distant future: unemployment high despite elevated nominal growth and productivity, and the stock market tumbling as credit stress from companies laid low by AI metastasizes.

The hypothetical pain points for the software industry include:

  • Software-as-a-service companies forced to offer steep discounts to customers for 2027 renewals to avoid being displaced by new AI tools;

  • And “systems of record” like ServiceNow issuing dire results and job cuts as the potential for in-house builds weigh on growth and pricing.

CrowdStrike, DocuSign, AppLovin, Atlassian, GitLab, Workday, Datadog, Asana, Salesforce, Oracle, Adobe, ServiceNow, and Palantir are among the names getting crushed on Monday.

A future in which AI agents thoroughly conquer e-commerce, handling transactions on behalf of humans, could also leave payments companies vulnerable, the authors added.

Mastercard, Visa, American Express, Synchrony Financial, and Capital One are stocks that are all suffering from severe selling pressure on Monday which were flagged in the scenario analysis as facing headwinds from agents looking to avoid fees and white-collar workers being displaced.

Do read the entire piece here. It’s often remarked that a lack of discipline is a surefire sign of a poor investor, but in my opinion — and personal experience! — a lack of imagination can be just as much of a shortcoming. Having the open-mindedness and creativity to envision what could happen while developing and stress-testing your assumptions can often be a very helpful way to identify opportunities in financial markets.

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Lululemon’s stretch getting tested: Stock plunges after after outlook is cut

Lululemon shares are down double digits in premarket trading after the company cut its full-year sales and profit outlook, overshadowing a Q1 beat and raising fresh concerns about the brand’s turnaround efforts.

The company now expects fiscal 2026 revenue to be flat to down 1%, compared with its prior forecast for 2% to 4% growth. Guidance for full-year diluted earnings per share was dragged down to a range of $10.95 to $11.15, below the company’s previous guidance of $12.10 to $12.30 and well below Wall Street’s estimate of $13.26.

Key numbers for Q1:

  • EPS of $1.69 vs. the $1.68 expected.

  • Revenue of $2.47 billion vs. the $2.43 billion expected.

The modest top-line beat masked a widening divergence between Lululemons geographic markets. While international revenue rose 22% overall with a 30% increase in Mainland China, the bigger problem remains North America, where revenue fell 5%.

Interim co-CEO and CFO Meghan Frank acknowledged during the earnings call that recent product rollouts underperformed. A highly anticipated yoga campaign failed to generate its expected halo effect across broader product lines.

Profitability metrics took a major hit, with gross margins contracting by 410 basis points to 54.2% due to mounting tariff costs and promotional markdowns. Operating income consequently fell 37% year over year to $276.9 million.

“We experienced spikes of negative commentary in the media and on social channels with regard to our brand, which had an impact on traffic and overall top-line performance,” Frank said during the earnings call. “And second, not all of our product launches have met our expectations. While we have had several successful launches so far this year, we have seen others as we start Q2 not generate the anticipated guest response.”

Lululemons valuation has already been steadily compressing for years. While it was once one of retails richly valued stocks, investors have been questioning whether the company can return to the double-digit growth era.

The results also arrive during a leadership transition. Lululemon announced back in April that former Nike executive Heidi ONeill is set to take over as CEO in September, with investors looking to her to revive growth in North America and restore the brands growth.

As Lululemon faces both macroeconomic pressure and brand-specific challenges, its stock has dropped around 40% year to date.

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US job growth skyrocketed in May, blasting past expectations

The US economy added 172,000 jobs in the month of May, the Bureau of Labor Statistics reported Friday, sending 10-year Treasury yields higher.

The strong May job market surprised economists. Experts had predicted only 85,000 new jobs — just half the reported number. The unemployment rate held steady at 4.3%, as expected.

The job growth story is a hopeful spot for the economy as consumers continue to feel inflationary pressure from the Iran war.

Job gains were buoyed by the leisure and hospitality sector, which added 70,000 jobs, as well as local government, healthcare, and education.

Both the March and April jobs reports were revised upward, making them collectively 93,000 higher than previously reported.

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