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Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang reportedly said “the whole world would’ve fallen apart” if the company had a bad quarter

He’s right about the memes, that’s for sure.

Luke Kawa

Business Insider’s Geoff Weiss has some fantastic reporting on Nvidia’s all-hands meeting on Thursday, which came amid a significant slide despite the chip designer posting strong third-quarter earnings and a better-than-expected Q4 sales outlook on Wednesday after the close.

Per leaked audio procured by BI, CEO Jensen Huang reportedly said:

“If we delivered a bad quarter, if were off by just a hair, if it just looked a little bit creaky, the whole world wouldve fallen apart. Theres no question about that, OK? You shouldve seen some of the memes that are on the internet. Have you guys seen some of them? Were basically holding the planet together — and its not untrue.”

Well, I can’t speak to claims about the world falling apart, but I can definitely testify to the memes of which he speaks. There were some excellent ones released in the run-up to Nvidia’s results, as well as in the immediate aftermath when shares were soaring. A sampling:

...and some that reacted to the eventual fallout.

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Space stocks AST SpaceMobile, Planet Labs, and Rocket Lab all soared Thursday amid a recovery in the high-beta momentum class of shares coveted by some retail traders.

(High-beta momo stocks are basically shares that have been on a winning streak for a while, and tend to go up a lot more than the overall market on positive days. Goldman Sachs includes all three of the aforementioned space stocks in its themed basket of such shares.)

There’s little other fundamental news out there on the companies themselves.

But a Wall Street Journal report that OpenAI impresario Sam Altman has been toying with the idea of entering the space industry, potentially standing up a rival to Tesla CEO Elon Musk’s Starlink satellite service, may also be contributing.

As we’ve mentioned elsewhere, sometimes these stocks seem to trade on a what’s-bad-for-the-Musk-empire-is-good-for-us-and-vice-versa vibe.

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Intel sinks on news it will hang on to networking unit

Intel dropped in early trading Thursday after it disclosed plans to retain ownership of its networking unit following a strategic review of operations.

The unit, known as NEX, makes products like infrastructure processors, which do needed “housekeeping” tasks like running security checks, thereby freeing core Intel CPUs to do the higher-value operations. It also produces switches and controllers that manage and direct the flow of data to CPUs.

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Quantum computing stocks soar on return of bullish options bets

The calendar says December, but the price action is starting to look a lot more like September to me:

Quantum computing companies IonQ, Rigetti Computing, and D-Wave Quantum are all up at least 7% as of 11:04 a.m. ET, buoyed by a wave of bullish options activity.

  • Nearly 50,000 calls in IonQ have already changed hands, well above the 20-day average for a full session, with activity concentrated in strikes from $50 to $55 in contracts that expire between Friday and mid-January. Its put/call ratio is near 0.2, versus an average of over 1 for the past 20 sessions.

  • More than 65,000 calls have traded in Rigetti, a hair shy of its full 20-day average. Like IonQ, options activity has a bullish tilt, with a put/call ratio of about 0.7 versus a 20-day average of roughly 1.2.

  • D-Wave, which received positive commentary from Evercore ISI on Wednesday, isn’t seeing call activity as elevated as its peers, but the options action is also very skewed toward the bull side, with a put/call ratio of less than 0.3 versus a 20-session average of 0.7.

Pure-play quantum computing stocks nearly doubled from late August to late September amid heavy options market activity thanks to reports on government support for the sector, M&A activity, tech breakthroughs, and a flurry of price target hikes by Wall Street.

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