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Why PE is cutting multimillion-dollar checks to plumbers

A private-equity industry desperate to deploy capital is enriching small-business owners around the US.

Jack Raines

An interesting trend, which I’ve highlighted a couple times now, is that while private equity’s new investments and exits have declined by 60% and 66%, respectively, since 2021, fundraising remains near its peak 2021 levels, creating a tricky situation where funds are raising more money from investors than they are distributing.

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One consequence of this prolonged period of high fundraising activity is that private equity is now involved in more mergers and acquisitions than at any point in history, with Bloomberg finding that at least 40% of deals reported to the federal government for antitrust review (the threshold for review is deals valued at at least $119.5 million) involve private-equity investors. That’s up from 10% in 2001.

As private equity has grown more prominent, one particular area that’s seen an uptick in PE involvement has been trade businesses like HVAC and plumbing companies, with business-school-educated PE investors scouring small-town USA for home-service businesses, creating Main Street millionaires along the way. From The Wall Street Journal:

PE firms across the country have been scooping up home services like HVAC—that is, heating, ventilation and air conditioning—as well as plumbing and electrical companies. They hope to profit by running larger, more profitable operations. 

Their growth marks a major shift, taking home-services firms away from family operators by offering mom-and-pop shops seven-figure and eight-figure paydays. It is a contrast from previous generations, when more owners handed companies down to their children or employees.

The wave of investment is minting a new class of millionaires across the country, one that small-business owners say is helping add more shine to working with a tool belt.

The optics of this are really interesting. Private equity is a high-status, white-collar industry full of former investment bankers and business-school graduates. HVAC businesses in Tucson, Arizona, are about as blue collar as they come. A decade ago, as noted by an investor in the Journal piece, these small-business owners had no one to sell to. Now, thanks to the hundreds of billions of dollars raised by PE funds in recent years, there is a ton of cash — supplied by endowments, family offices, and megawealthy limited partners of various funds — destined for the checking accounts of electricians, plumbers, and air-conditioning installment specialists, allowing these small-business owners to focus on what really matters:

“I want to hunt, fish, drink beer and cook meat,” Rice [a sewage inspector and repairman who sold his business to a PE shop in 2022] says, adding that selling his company has given him greater peace of mind for his family.

It’s funny, really. Investors who spent years on Wall Street and got their MBAs from Wharton and Harvard are now doing due diligence on small businesses around the country, competing with other investors to write multimillion-dollar checks that will subsidize plumbers’ ability to “hunt, fish, drink beer and cook meat.”

At the end of the day, every market is determined by supply and demand. It seems like if 40% of large transactions now involve private-equity buyers, and profitable small trade businesses are warranting multimillion-dollar acquisition offers, the high-probability path to getting rich is not going to business school to work for a PE shop that buys small businesses, but going to trade school and then starting a small business that you can sell to the PE shops where business-school guys work after graduation.

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Hims to stop offering copy of Wegovy pill following FDA scrutiny

Hims & Hers said it has decided to stop offering its newly launched copycat version of Novo Nordisk’s Wegovy pill, after the telehealth company drew criticism from the Food and Drug Administration. 

“Since launching the compounded semaglutide pill on our platform, we’ve had constructive conversations with stakeholders across the industry. As a result, we have decided to stop offering access to this treatment,” Hims wrote on X.

Shares of Hims are down double digits in premarket trading on Monday, while Novo Nordisk ADRs are up more than 6% as of 5:20 a.m. ET.

On Friday afternoon, the FDA said it would take “decisive steps” to restrict GLP-1 compounding. Department of Health and Human Services General Counsel Mike Stuart said on social media Friday he had referred Hims to the Department of Justice “for investigation for potential violations by Hims of the Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act and applicable Title 18 provisions.”

Hims launched the product last week, a seeming copy of a recently released and patented drug, which immediately drew fire from Novo Nordisk and regulators.

Shares of Hims are down double digits in premarket trading on Monday, while Novo Nordisk ADRs are up more than 6% as of 5:20 a.m. ET.

On Friday afternoon, the FDA said it would take “decisive steps” to restrict GLP-1 compounding. Department of Health and Human Services General Counsel Mike Stuart said on social media Friday he had referred Hims to the Department of Justice “for investigation for potential violations by Hims of the Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act and applicable Title 18 provisions.”

Hims launched the product last week, a seeming copy of a recently released and patented drug, which immediately drew fire from Novo Nordisk and regulators.

Hims oral semaglutide

Hims, long flying under regulators’ radar, finally strikes a nerve with its Wegovy pill copy

It’s unclear if the pill Hims is selling works or if the FDA will allow it.

$1.3M

There’s still plenty of money to be made in brainrot. The top 1,000 Roblox creators earned an average of $1.3 million in 2025 — up 50% from the year prior — according to CEO Dave Baszucki on the company’s fourth-quarter earnings call.

Roblox paid out $1.5 billion to creators last year, meaning its top 1,000 creators took home about 87% of the total pool.

Like other creator economy giants, Roblox rewards its biggest creators for their contributions to user engagement. Creator-made titles like “Grow a Garden” and “Steal a Brainrot” substantially boosted playing time over the course of the year. In September, the company increased its developer exchange rate, or the ratio of in-game currency to cash payout, by 8.5%.

Texas Governor Abbott And Google Make Economic Development Announcement In Midlothian

Alphabet could buy some pretty huge businesses with the amount of money it plans to spend this year

AI outlays have gone full nut-nut. Even Google, one of the most capital-efficient businesses of all time in its heyday, is spending like there’s no tomorrow.

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